Bartleby the Drunk

Yeah, I can teach you. But first I wanna see what moves you have already.

See that drunk over there at the end of the bar? Bartleby? I want you to get his mug.

Hah, and if you know Bartleby then you know he won't just give it to you.

Hello, fancy boy! What's a prissy thing like you doing in the Pig and Whistle? Be careful, or you might break a nail...