The Embrace Of Good Taste

Oh my, good gracious! Is this how you want to go see the Guardian? Bold, I must say, but perhaps a tad too bold. I cannot for the love of all that encompasses fashion allow you to ascend the tower in those rags. Harsh as it may sound, it is the truth!

Just looking at that chestpiece you?re wearing gives me the creeps and shivers. Whoever designed this atrocity deserves to be put to trial. I can help you out and get you the designs of a new, more fashionable one - if you help me out with some of my own supplies. We have a deal?

Please, hurry up. Any moment longer of laying my eyes upon this hideous attire and I am going to puke.

Excellent materials, truly magnificent. Now, take one of these and craft yourself something not as revolting to look at.